This story is the reason I started this category. Not to oversell but its true to its title, don’t read while eating lunch at your desk.

A few mnths ago when babyblogger was only about six weeks old my parents came over for dinner. Chinese. We were sitting at the table when babyblogger got fussy and made a big poop in his diaper. Since he was so small I was able to change him on the Island. When I opened his diaper I exclaimed, “Oh my its green!” Preschoolblogger reacted to my surprise and said, “Let me see.” So in the spirit of inclusion/and fostering any enthusiasm he has towards his baby brother, I bring over a chair and let him watch me change the diaper. As soon as he sees it, he gags and throws his just eaten egg dop soup and pork fried rice over the floor. Stunned, but still foucused I swtich gears from babyblogger to preschool blogger and start cleaning up a new mess when all of a sudden babyblogger pees clear across to the dining room table where grandparentbloggers and fatherblogger are sitting. And then I look down and see that the dog is now eating preschoolbloggers vomit.

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