Comments on: Weapon of ass destruction http://motherblogger.net/2007/11/01/weapon-of-ass-destruction/ Fri, 18 May 2012 09:48:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Fatherblogger http://motherblogger.net/2007/11/01/weapon-of-ass-destruction/comment-page-1/#comment-23395 Fatherblogger Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:54:30 +0000 http://motherblogger.net/2007/11/01/weapon-of-ass-destruction/#comment-23395 Ok. In the interest of self defense AND to clear up any misunderstanding of my yogi-like control of my anatomy: There MAY (and I don't remember it) have been an instance of me doing this, but by no means am I a) able to fart on demand so as to illustrate a point nor b) farting all the time. I also challenge Motherblogger to a fart noise level contest. She will win. And if you see her on the street, ask about the time she farted most of the tones from Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind. Seriously. Ok. In the interest of self defense AND to clear up any misunderstanding of my yogi-like control of my anatomy:

There MAY (and I don’t remember it) have been an instance of me doing this, but by no means am I a) able to fart on demand so as to illustrate a point nor b) farting all the time.

I also challenge Motherblogger to a fart noise level contest. She will win. And if you see her on the street, ask about the time she farted most of the tones from Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind.

Seriously.

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